Sunday

My father’s a Buddhist but

That doesn’t mean he

Speaks that slanty-eyed language

Or that he married some

Geisha-faced bimbo. In fact,

My mother’s a bible-humping

Christian—though she raised

None of her own. See, my sister’s

An atheist But she raises her children

With God—part of her divorce settlement

With her Satanist ex husband’s

Lutheran family. The only other child

My mother raised was myself, and this

Paganistic lesbian had other things in

Mind—like marrying someone who’s

Hardcore Catholic family is always

Trying to brain-wash her into leaving me.

Because we’re all a little fucked

Up. My wife is an Atheist too—until

Someone dies and then she’s back on her knees,

Getting wasted on the blood of

Christ.